This was sent to me today, and knowing most people who read my blog are (were) teachers, I felt I needed to share.
1. You can hear 25 voices behind you and know exactly which one belongs to the child out of line.
2. You get a secret thrill out of laminating something.
3. You walk into a store and hear the words "It's Ms/Mr. _________" and know you have been spotted.
4. You have 25 people that accidentally call you Mom/Dad at one time or another.
5. You can eat a multi-course meal in under twenty-five minutes.
6. You've trained yourself to go to the bathroom at two distinct times of the day: lunch and prep period.
7. You start saving other people's trash, because most likely, you can use that toilet paper tube or plastic butter tub for something in the classroom.
8. You believe the teachers' lounge should be equipped with a margarita machine.
9. You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 7 to 3 and have summers off."
10. You believe chocolate is a food group.
11. You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
12. You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today."
13. You feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior when you are out in public.
14. You believe in aerial spraying of Ritalin.
15. You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
16. You spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
17. You can't pass the school supply aisle without getting at least five items!
18. You ask your friends if the left hand turn he just made was a "good choice or a bad choice."
19. You find true beauty in a can full of perfectly sharpened pencils
20. You are secretly addicted to hand sanitizer and finally,
21. You understand instantaneously why a child behaves a certain way after meeting his or her parents.
Friday, October 26, 2007
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TEACHER?
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Sunday, October 21, 2007
Dinosaurs, Butterflies, Bearkats, and Snakes
Yesterday we went to Payton's birthday party, and the kids got to wear their costumes. Luke is going to be soccer player since we had an Italian soccer jersey, and Mia is a pumpkin with a too-cute costume from Gymboree! I didn't get photos of Luke yet, but I'll get plenty on Halloween! Mia was sitting so quietly on the floor, so I managed to get a quick shot of her.
Marc went to Sam Houston State University Thursday to watch their basketball team practice, so the kids ended up with Bearkat clothes that they put on this afternoon, and I hadn't taken a cute photo of them in a few days, so it about time to get another one!
Luke and I could have filmed a show for the discovery channel today with our critter moments! When we got home from Target, there was a big monarch butterfly on our lantana out front. We sat out there for 30 minutes and it just flew right around us, not bothered at all that we were there trying to take a photo and being very loud. At one point, it seemed to chase Luke around the driveway, and that may be due to his bright orange shirt! 2 hours later, it's still flying around our front yard. Then we were in the kitchen and he screamed "Mommy, look!" and I assumed it was a spider or cricket but I turned around and saw a snake slithering across my kitchen floor! While I wanted to just panic and run, I knew Marc wasn't home and it was headed towards the fridge, so I grabbed a tupperware container, threw it on top, and called Brenda! We left it there until Marc got home and he humanely set it free across the street. I know it was only about 6 inches long, but still, a snake in my kitchen doesn't rest well with me!! Makes me wonder how long it's been slithering through my house... and 2 people (Marc and Luke) both slept on the floor last night. Gross.
So besides all that, we're doing well now. Marc was out of school most of the week with his back out, but he's up and about pretty much fully healed today. Mia isn't too happy, and we think it's got to be more teeth coming in . I can't believe this week is the end of the first 9 weeks of school either. I hope everyone has a great week. Enjoy the photos of our past 2 weeks! I didn't get a real shot of the snake -just on my camera - so you'll have to miss out on that one.





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Friday, October 12, 2007
Playing
I found a few photos from the past weeks of the kids playing. It's so fun to see Luke taking the time to play with Mia. I know in a few years he won't be as willing to play with her, but now he gets his little people and lays on the blanket with her and keeps her very happy! The other photo is from when Carsyn came by the other week, after Luke spent the night at her house. Nancy, do you recognize Mia's outfit??
I saw this quote in an email from a prek teacher. I had never heard it, and thought it was worth sharing.
We could learn a lot from crayons... Some are sharp, some are pretty
and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors,
but they all have to live in the same box.
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Sunday, October 07, 2007
Three Ts
Our weekend can be summed up with three Ts:
The first T is Texas Roadhouse. I went out Friday with two new friends from work, and had a great time talking there for over 3 hours. It'd been a long time since I'd just hung out with friends like that, and it was much needed and appreciated!
The second T is for TV. Marc's friends (Doug and TBone) came over Saturday and we watched football all day. I know the guys had a good time, and I even enjoyed sitting around with them. I could have watched something other than football on the TV in the bedroom, but that TV has some issues. We noticed that several channels have no sound, and others - like Lifetime, that I probably would have watched all day yesterday - is in Spanish! So we'll be buying a new one this week. We have no explanation for that. And a special thanks goes out to TBone for playing trains with Luke, and to Doug for enduring Candy Land and Dora on the computer.
The third T is for teeth. Mia was pretty upset all day Saturday - not her usual happy self at all. She didn't sleep at all till 6:00 at night, and even when held, she just kept crying. This morning when I got her up, I felt at least one lower tooth - but I think both lower teeth broke through together. So that explains why she was so upset, and still is today.
This week will be another busy one. For me, it's conference week, so I'll be having them after/before/during school most days this week, and then from 1:00-6:30 on Thursday.
Sorry I haven't had photos lately to post. There's nothing really going on but I'll snap some of the kids this week anyhow, in case you all have forgotten how cute they are! Have a great week everyone!!
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Saturday, September 29, 2007
Alive, but not well
It's been a while since I posted - the title should explain why I've been missing! The past 2 weeks have been crazy. First, let's talk about me. (Ok, that sounds vain. Not how I meant it!) Anyone around here knows how bad allergies are right now, but for some reason I've been hit with my worst set of allergies ever. For two weeks I haven't slept well because when I lay down, I can't breathe! I sneeze about 10 times in a row, and I swear my eyelids are bruised from rubbing them so much to kill the itching. Now on to Mia. About 2-3 weeks ago she started having a bad cough every morning, and then she started to throw up her bottle each morning after she ate. We took her in last week and she has allergy symptoms, but also had her first ear infection. She's good to go now though. Then this past Thursday, Luke threw up at school, and from what I hear, he did a good job of it! This may not seem too unusual for a 4 year old, but I think he's done it once as a baby and once last year, and never even really spit up, so it was odd. Luke said it was the corn from lunch that made him throw up, and even though we watched him carefully, he was fine after that. So we are blaming the corn. Then last night, Marc woke me up around midnight looking for medicine because his stomach hurt, and around 4 this morning he was up again, following in Luke's footsteps. So it's been an interesting health week or two in our house!
We have had a few good moments though. Luke is continuing to amaze us with how much he's learning at his new school. Every week he goes on a field trip to the public library, and next week he gets to go to the Firehouse. The best part is that he gets really excited about going back to school each day, and I can't say he was that way last year. He spent the night with Carsyn last night, and then she came over this morning for a while. It's always fun to just observe them playing and talking. They've come a long way since we used to sit them side by side and take a photo each month of them as babies! Marc, Luke, and Nonno (of whom Luke said today "I love him! He's my daddy's dad!!) are at a U of H football game tonight in Houston, so Mia and I took off to Austin shopping, and that little girl got so many compliments on how cute and happy she is! Well, except for when I was trying to make her fit in a 6-12 month skin tight witch costume at Gymboree... not so happy then!
Now that you know every detail of our health and what we did today, I'm off to rest. Have a wonderful weekend, and thanks to those who checked up on me since I've been missing. :)
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Saturday, September 08, 2007
Almost 6 months!



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Friday, September 07, 2007
Thinking of You...
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Monday, September 03, 2007
Happy Labor Day!
Is anyone out there actually laboring today, or do you all get the day off? I am going to try to enjoy my already much-needed day off. We have done nothing all weekend and that's just fine with us! My first week with kids went pretty well. Right now I only have 16 kids, but with Ft. Hood, we have move-ins constantly after Labor Day so I'm sure that number will change very soon. My kids are very talkative so that's been the biggest issue to work on this week. It's been very different being back, with most of my grade level being new, but everyone has adjusted well. Luke and Mia are doing well. We are really trying to work with Luke to open up to other people and not just shut down, and that has caused a few frustrations, but he's enjoying his new school and really learning a lot there. The other day he woke up and said "Only one more day left in August" and that's not something we taught him, so I know he's listening and learning. Mia is fine - I think the change in schedule has been hardest on her. She got sick the first week back - just a little virus - but her sleeping and eating has been way off the past 2 weeks, trying to adjust to a noisier room and not quite as much attention all day.
Friday Luke, Mia, and I went to visit Carsyn. When we got there, she came out jumping and yelling, not acting in the least sick or tired. By the time we left about an hour and a half later, she looked wiped out and was just hanging on Brenda. I guess we did our job - wore her out so she'd actually sleep! Saturday was jazzercise and hilights, and then I just read. Yesterday afternoon was jazzercise and reading again. It was great to sit down and just relax! Today I plan to go to jazzercise, the mall, and then probably stop by school to prepare for tomorrow, and then of course catch the Hills tonight! It's been raining her for 2 days, so we'll be hanging out indoors today.
Well everyone, I haven't been on here for a while so I know I've rambled a bit. Have a great day off, and happy belated birthday to dad!
Some photos from the past 2 weeks:
Mia is now using her exercauser, and of course loves it. So it's yet another large, colorful, plastic thing to have sitting out in our living room, but if it keeps her happy it's fine with us! And notice the pillow supporting her back... just one more way Luke chose to "help" his sister.

Here's my class, minus one student who didn't come the first day. We have a sports theme, so they made pennant name tags the first day. And yes, I have permission from them all to post their photos! :)

This is Carsyn at the beginning of our visit... notice the smile? She was totally wiped out when we left. We took some balloons from all the cousins to cheer her up, and I couldn't resist the large High School Musical balloon that sings when you tap it!

And then here's Mia -just another cute Bumbo shot we took.

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Monday, August 20, 2007
Random Photos and Thoughts
Today was our first day of school, and we all survived. Mine went really well, and the kids both seemed to do great too. I was very impressed with Luke's new teacher -he was writing a sentence today already, so I know he'll learn a lot this year. He looks so exhausted though, and he even had a nap. Mia hasn't told me much about her day, so I'll just assume it was fine! Enjoy checking out some random photos I had stored on my camera. There's a photo of Mia at 5 months, the kids this morning ready for school, (notice Mia has on shoes... she has to wear them. Thanks Vickie for supplying today's shoes!) and then Mia enjoying her first baby food - sweet potatoes!
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Sunday, August 19, 2007
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's off to work we go...
Tomorrow is back to reality time, and I have a feeling it'll hit us hard very early! Marc and I both have to be at work by 7:30, and it's the first day to take both kids to the new daycare, which is also out of the way, so I think we'll be out of the house by around 6:30. Yikes.
I will say that this summer felt long for once, and we were able to do a lot of things, so I'm ready to head back. This school year will be very different, as all my close friends have moved on. I took this opportunity to change a lot of things about my room and about me. Luckily, my classroom is pretty much done! I went with a sports theme this year, and I'm happy with how it turned out. Last week I got the last of the things from the former teacher who subbed for me last year, and this batch was even better, including class sets of novels, bulletin board sets, posters, borders, notepads, games, etc etc etc. I will try to get a photo of the kids on their first day at their new school, but that may not happen that early! I wish everyone else a happy first day back, whenever their day comes!
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Sunday, August 12, 2007
What can you get for a dollar these days?
Driving home from Jazzercise yesterday I passed a garage sale. I never stop at them, but when I saw a giant Thomas play tent in the driveway, I thought it was worth my time to check it out. The ladies didn't speak much English, but when I asked how much, they held up one finger. I thought I could spare a dollar for it! Luke was so happy to get it, and took his nap in it yesterday. If you look closely, you can see his little head in there. I am also adding an updated photo of our new patio after we finished putting in the flower bed last night.
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Friday, August 10, 2007
I can't think of a title for this blog... :)

BUMBO BABY - Ok, the Bumbo seat is my new favorite baby item. I bought one about a month ago and Marc and I both thought it was silly and I figured I'd probably return it, but Mia loved it right away! She's been wanting to sit up and this allows her to do that. A must have for all little ones (Lori, add one to your registry!)

Marc had both the kids in their chairs watching cartoons one morning.

Mia is constantly eating her blankets, to the point that she gags herself! I had to grab a shot of her in action.

Our new patio and seat we put in last week.
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Friday, August 03, 2007
Three Rhymes in a Riddle
I'm posting this with my family members in mind, but anyone can give it a try. I've just finished a 5 day TAG (talented and gifted) training today, and learned a lot about the gifted kids. I may not be gifted, but I definitely have a high ability in logical reasoning, and I know my sisters, mom, aunts, and cousins all seem to excel at those logic puzzles, so I'm posting one that came in a packet. As I was doing this, a cooworker claimed I was weird because they were so easy to figure out. So I challenge you all to try it too and see how you do.
Each group of words below is really a common trio of words in disquise. Each original word has been replaced by a rhyming word. Can you solve the trio of words?
Example: sun, clue, free
Answer: one, two, three
1. dread, fright, blew
2. ton, tune, bars (this actually said "tone" on my page, but I figured out "ton" is much better to solve this one!)
3. crop, blow, healed
4. pro, feat, whale
5. far, duck, man
6. stutter, cram, belly
7. brat, flog, dowse
8. chop, hip, plump
9. label, wear, slouch
10. bricks, leaven, slate
11. many, pickle, grime
12. greet, horn, high
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Thursday, July 26, 2007
Las Vegas!!!
We got home late last night after 4 great nights in Vegas! The weather was hot, but bearable. The Grand Canyon weather was 59 and rainy though!
Highlights of the trip include:
*Marc and I getting bumped to first class on the flight out since there were no seats for us together in the coach section. We felt very superior to everyone else on the plane! :)
*Awesome Italian bakery/coffee shop in our hotel
*Grand Canyon trip - very impressive place to see, and a fun road trip too
*Discovering video rapid roulette, and continually coming out ahead on it by betting my kids' birthdays!
*Figuring out how to play craps and winning at that our last hour there
*Staying up till 3 am, when I usually can't make it past 10:30!
*Getting to know the other Jill much better, and getting along great
*Riding the roller coaster
*Coming home with as much $ as I left with!
*Day old bread - It was really "Dill bread", and was awesome, but Doug and I both heard "day old bread" when the waiter pronounced it
*Judy's Subway sandwich - This little subway we stopped at on the way to the grand canyon, where Judy made the best sandwiches ever!!
*Learning my way around the Sports Book and successfully betting on baseball and horses
Lowlights (is that the correct term??) of the trip:
*Having flight delays both ways, and having to return to the airport after being on the runway to have maintenance come aboard and work! On the way out, some guy pulled down the oxygen mask and couldn't get it to stay up. Leaving Vegas, we had a 2 hour delay, then on the plane had to return because we didn't have enough power. That made me feel confident.
*The other Jill getting stuck in the elevator at our hotel
*Arizona - very pretty to see for a few hours, but a little let down by it, and don't have to worry about ever moving there
*The super cold rain at the Grand Canyon
*Losing some baseball bets that Marc recommended us to bet on
*The laser show downtown - We were all expecting some awesome laser show and it was really just like a tv show on a roof. We were all a bit let down.
I'm sure there are some other things I should have added but am way too tired to think of them! I have lots of photos to post, but will start with my favorites.
The Jills at the Grand Canyon
Tim, Doug, Jill, me, and Marc at the Grand Canyon
Marc and I after eating at the Italian Restaurant in our hotel
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Saturday, July 21, 2007
Mia, 4 months
I already shared Mia's latest tricks and cute things she does in the earlier post, but here are the photos to go with it. Mia loving her baby, eating cereal, sitting up, and the last one is how I found her the other day. Luke loves to play with her, and I discovered her with about 20 matchbox cars in her swing!





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Swim Lessons
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Friday, July 20, 2007
I'm leaving, on a jet plane...
I'm still around, and have lots of photos to post, but have just been too tired or busy to do it. Tomorrow (Saturday), Marc and I leave for Vegas!! We'll be there thru Wednesday, and are going with some of Marc's friends. We'll go to the Grand Canyon on Monday, so even though that'll take the whole day, it'll be a great side trip and something I can cross off of my "Places to go someday" list! The kids are going to Marc's parents' house, where they'll be joined by two 14 year old girls visiting from Italy, so that should be interesting for them!
Here's what's happening in our lives... I have photos of all these things, but you'll have to wait until next week to see them!
Luke finished his 2 week beginner's swimming lessons. The first day, his shyness got the best of him, and he sat on the edge of the pool the whole time. We weren't going to go back, but I'm so glad we did because he ended up learning so much, including jumping off the 10 ft diving board without floaties. We went ahead and signed him up today for the next level of classes in August.
Mia is changing so much. She had her 4 month appt last week and is only 13 lb 1 oz (I say only because she was about 12 pounds at her last appt), and is doing things that 5/6 month olds do according to her doctor. She does have a slightly large head, but we love her anyhow! :) She has begun rolling onto one side, but then gets stuck on her arm. She ate cereal with bananas last week and loved it so much! We haven't made it a daily thing yet, but will soon. She is also sitting up and laughing tons!! The cutest thing is that her little dolls cheer her up. When she is sad, we give her a doll, and she eats it, squishes it, loves it, and is usually happy again. To sleep, we lay her down with her paci, mobile on, a doll on each side of her head and usually Giraffe is close by.
I'm starting to feel bad that I didn't post all these photos, but not bad enough to do it now! I'll update again Thursday, with tales of all the money we won and Elvis sightings.
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Friday, July 06, 2007
Fourth of July
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We went out to Brenda's for the 4th. It was rainy off and on and cooler, but we found some time to get in the pool, and then made it to the fireworks. It rained before and after them, but managed to stop during them, so we got lucky! Brenda and I were so excited to use our new cameras because she pointed out there was a "fireworks" setting on them. I think I took about 20 fireworks photos in the end just because I could.
In other news, I've been trying to keep busy this summer doing some different things than usual. Brenda and I took a scrapbooking class last weekend, and tomorrow she's going with me to Dream Dinners, where we'll make a bunch of servings of meat mostly then freeze them to have meals for the next weeks. We're also hiring Marcus to come babysit tonight so Marc and I can see a movie. And, I bought my first item off of Home Shopping Network last night - the Crop A Dile! Way cool if you're into cards, scrapping, or even just crafts.
Next week Luke starts swimming lessons. I hope he doesn't start and end them the same day, and that he'll actually get in the water and try things. Then in 2 weeks Marc and I head to Vegas!
And one of the best things of all was yesterday when the woman who subbed for my maternity leave sent over the "first batch" of her teaching supplies for me. She is a retired 3rd grade teacher, and offered to finally part with her things and give them all to me. Her husband brought 11 large storage tubs yesterday full of educational books, manipulatives, file folder games, and one was full of just pencils and stickers! And she has more to send eventually. Teachers LOVE free stuff, and this was just more than I think anyone would expect to just be given!
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Sunday, July 01, 2007
Uncle Marc's Day Out
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